Company Promotes Insidious Brain Scarring

Days pass. Time flies. Eyes blink, life goes on. Things appear normal. They are as they are, what they always were and for all one knows what they’ll always be. They’re life, the way it is. The way it couldn’t be otherwise. And we – we march into a show of madness that abuses our nerve endings.

The signs are everywhere. In plain view for all to see. Clear as day and bright as night – for the night is bright these days. Our planet is the only one to light up after dark, when the sun don’t shine on it. It turns on and simmers in the blackness, like a firefly. It’s alive.

What a good thing. A truly wondrous thing, a miracle. I might even consider writing about it in glorious tone: the wonder of a little blue dot lost in a vast endless universe, yet somehow able to rise up from the shadows and dare live.

But there’s a downside – big and dark, and perpetual as hell, as the sprawling universe-desert out there, expanding, getting stronger, establishing itself among the bright hours of the day and the prime hours of evening , into the wee dark hours of night; playing itself out louder and faster, more bright and snazzy as it goes along, leaving imprints everywhere; echoing in our mind at night, when we sleep, low enough for us not to hear, sharp enough to burn etchings in our synapses.

We would notice if we were not so preoccupied. We would stand up and say: wait a minute… this – this is absurd. When did life become all this? When did this madness become so normal and acceptable?

What is it then, this madness – this thing so terrible?

Advertising! Incessant, endless advertising. No, not the concept of making a product known –that is only natural: we need to talk about what is out there, so we pitch something, we talk about it, bring it out in the public eye and make others take notice. Naturally. It’s survival of the fittest at its most sophisticated. Part of the gene pool.

Which of course makes it harder for things to stand out – for the more we pitch what works, and the more information we have to deal with, the more things there are to choose from. And competition grows. Products diversify. Pitches get louder, smarter, fancier. They get sharper, explosive. They impress.

Soon they are all over the place. Part of life, like oxygen and water. Like words of affection. They begin to not only sustain life but also influence it. Seep into it. They become normal in their entirety. Scores of people now find it only natural and acceptable, expected even, to spend time in the living room, watching some program, the scope of which is their choice to enjoy, in the dead times of which, filling the holes – and there are many of them, holes, running for many many minutes – filling those short but continuously recurring holes with advertisements… an endless stream of advertisements, one after the other after the other, relentless landslides of them, spewing product after product onto society. Pepsi… Bacardi… Nokia, Elvive. Thunderball, Cheeriohs, Iams, Gucci. Man Utd and Rooney vs. Chelsea’s Drogba, watch it this Sunday… Duh-dam! Peugeot – with an ass that shakes… Lloyds – who creates a new world for you… Tango, Gap, Man U v Chelsea, this Sunday, don’t forget – Volkswagen, das auto – John Smiths, no nonsense – Domino’s, Ariel, Wheetabix, Sainsbury’s… Cartier, Viera,, Argos it… The Office… watch the Office… a double bill of the Office. Duh-dam! Man Utd Chelsea… Man Utd and Chelsea … watch the great match between Man Utd and Chelsea… Duh-dam! With Carlsberg, Dominos, Pringles, Audi… an endless torrent of products, recycled day in day out, the same items round and round, spewing their way through the waves. Like insects being born!

It’s not that they’re bad in themselves; some of these ads are great pieces of entertainment. Some are just repetitious pieces of garbage, but many of them are just outstanding, enjoyable enough to become popular. They spread, and speak, and drive their message home hard, or soft, or elaborately, with wit and charm. That’s their purpose, what they are made for, driving messages home, communicating their value. They have value in themselves, loads of it, products in their own right, creatures with a purpose. To deny it would be to refute a dog’s bark as its voice. Dogs do that, you know, they bark; that’s what makes them dogs. If they were to meow they would be cats, or freaks. So let them bark.

But when they bark all the time… all the fucking time – all day and night… inside, outside – when they’re hungry, or fed, or happy, or upset… when they bark all the time, it gets annoying. Irritating. It can make you mad – or drive you insane. And when they stop barking only to start again at some inopportune time, randomly, picking it up where they left off, breaking that precious little window of silence and peace. Well, that can really drive you up the wall. It’s like torture, turning on and off at whim, never quite letting you settle down.

Advertising. On and off, day and night, home, out, audio-video, text and symbolic, on bus and tube and mobile phone, youtube and facebook, cinema and sitcom… on/off at whim, in between those precious moments of calm and tranquility….wedges thrust into your quality time, splintering your flow, nagging, repeating, etching in… and no one really taking notice.

Because it’s hard to take notice in the presence of company. Shared activities spill over and cover the pain of nerve-etching so that we barely notice.  It may seem like a good remedy, panacea even – company the balsam that heals all wounds caused by our rampant way of life. But it’s not like that. Things are more sinister. More like a tattoo gun making drawings in the presence of friends joking around; company masking the pain and making it tolerable – but never able to undo the mark left.

Now the cool thing about tattoos is that you make a choice before having one. You look at a million designs, find the one you like best, make a conscious decision to get it, and then go get it. You get two or three or twenty three if you want. You can cover your entire skin with them from head to toe if it turns you on, including the back sides of your ear lobes and the inner parts of your lips. But it’s a conscious and deliberate decision. Unless you’re drunk – which is tough luck.  But with advertising, you have one million designs created by one million professionals needling away at your mind all the time, against your will. No conscious choice in that. Plenty of it on choosing which to buy, sure, but none regarding hearing them, for the Panacousticon never ceases, blaring its way into every nerve ending out there. No escaping it. Unless of course you stop going out on the street. Switch everything off, radio TV and internet. Become a monk. Or go out in the wilderness. Become a troglodyte. Which may be an option for some – but not everyone.

For those of us who do not want to go into the wild, those billions of urbanites who don’t want to turn off, tune in and drop out, urban reality is what we have. And for those among us who don’t want to turn off, tune out and drop dead either – living dead that is, infested with a gazillion ad jingles, scarred continuously by the incessant branding they cause – for those of us who do not want to turn into cattle like so, or zombies, there is no choice. Tough shit! It’s mind tattooing all the way for us. Because the Panacousticon never shuts up.

Some would call this cruel and unusual punishment. Some would call it torture. Modern, insidious, bloodless torture.


About nicolasdsampson

Nicolas D. Sampson writes prose, poetry, and articles. Books on release: APPEARANCES (short stories on identity, redemption, and appearances); and WAKE OF LIBERTY (a rollercoaster ride through a revolution that chopped off many heads)
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